My brother and I at Walmart

Me: Should I get my toiletries here since we're here?
Kuya: I don't know. I really try not to shop at Walmart.
Me: Yea, but I'm broke and self-righteousness is expensive.
Kuya: understandable.

Conversation with my mom about buying Carne Asada

Mom: What's that [in the bag]?
Me: I bought carne asada meat marinade from the mexican store.
Mom: Are you sure that's good?
Me: Yea, it's carne asada from the mexican grocery store. The butcher spoke to me in Spanish.
Mom: you know they sell carne asada at Ralph's.